beyoncebeytwice:

where are my 10 boyfriends i need them to handfeed me popcorn

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z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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wimey:

i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration

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goforthandagitate:

amen sister

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The quicker we all realize that we’ve been taught how to live life by people that were operating on the momentum of an ignorant past the quicker we can move to a global ethic of community that doesn’t value invented borders or the monopolization of natural resources, but rather the goal of a happier more loving humanity.
Joe Rogan (via sirmitchell)

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sassycybermen:

“I’m a woman and I’m not offended by this, clearly it isn’t sexist!”

wow I didn’t realise you were the singular spokesperson for 3.5 billion people of different ages, races, religions, backgrounds, sexual orientations, social classes, and cultures, I’m so sorry

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